Maybe I should start again? I’ve fudged it.
I got off to a great start though. I switched Earth to an entirely plant-based diet and felt very happy with myself, but then I sort of let a nuclear war wipe half the population out. I went a bit Thanos. And then, whoops, I thought I’d see what happened if I let a vicious group of people unleash a virus on what was left of the world, and well, total extinction apparently.
The Fermi ParadoxDeveloper: Anomaly GamesPublisher: Anomaly GamesPlatform: Played on PCAvailability: Released 1st July on Steam (Early Access) for £14.49
Shame! Alien contact was just around the corner. The prun horse-people, more advanced than the humans, were already on their way. But when they arrived there were no humans there to meet. How embarrassing! Mind you it’s probably for the best. We’d probably have tried to put saddles on them.
Don’t panic, I’m not really in charge of Earth. Can you Vegan burgers and nuclear war. No, no, I’m not in charge of Earth.
I’m actually in charge of the galaxy!
I’m some kind of benevolent god-thing in a game called The Fermi Paradox. It’s my job to interfere, which I love, in the development of various civilisations around the galaxy. There are loads of them, not just humans. I’ve had strange worm-people; dinosaur-people; horse-people; even a kind of overgrown evil butterfly-people. They were a bad sort though so I, um, cashed them in.